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Addicts Bathtime
Oh no I've just realized it's bathtime
and allthough I need to get clean
I've just been online for a couple of hours
I can't leave my precious machine
I'm sure if I put my head too it
there must be a way to combine
the need to be fresh and sweet smelling
with this computer addiction of mine
The hard drive I've put on the cistern
while the moniter sits on the sink
The keyboard fits safe in the bathrack
But my mouse mat is starting to sink
I guess there is just one solution
I clearly will now have to get
a fetching yet functional bathpillow
For the mouse, so I can stay on the net
This poem was inspired by a competition in a computer magazine, the prize being a shark bathpillow. I never entered the competition just wrote the ditty
Puppy Smells
Wet fur
Bad breath
Puppy farts
Little puddles
I used to hate these smells
Sqeals
Soft moans
Whimpering
Little barks
I used to hate these sounds
Snuggles
wriggles
cuddling up
Little snores
Cancelling sounds and smells
Love
Changes
Re-arranges
Heartstopping
For now the puppies mine
